girl-chunks:

louisegluckpdf:

the thing with edibles is if you only eat half the two halves are gonna know theyre separated. and theyre gonna to know that they arent meant to exist in that state of separation and they will yearn for reunification. so the edible half in your stomach will be calling out to the uneaten half, forcing you to eventually succumb and eat the other half so they may be reunited. many such cases

this too is yuri

mjalti:

you think you’re waiting for love to find you when in reality it has saved you in a thousand different ways since the sun rose today

froody:

froody:

“unions drowned out the voice of the individual 🥺” I can promise you employers were not listening to the voice of the individual to begin with

individualist ideals are a plague, in direct opposition to the labor movement. you are stronger together than apart. hate to tell you this but your coworkers are humans as well. organize

straycatj:

cumaeansibyl:

jeeyonshim:

Guess who taught himself how to open the rice cooker and woke me up by screaming in between mouthfuls of hot rice

@straycatj did you ever try this?

I’ve never, but my landlady had bought a new rice cooker because that black menace opened it everyday and ate hot rice for her breakfast before she woke up😑

thekillerandthefinalgirl:

thekillerandthefinalgirl:

spent too long thinking about the liner notes for Sufjan Stevens Michigan now the rest of my week is a wash 😔

sufjan……. sufjan………….

ju4ncito-deactivated20230804:

when i take his ass to the house in nebraska

hunybody:

i wake up in the evening. and i ain’t got nothing to say. i come home in the morning, i go to bed feeling the same way. i ain’t nothing but TIRED! man i’m just tired and bored with myself! hey there baby, i could use just a little help… messages keep getting clearer. radio’s on and i’m movin around my place. i check my look in the mirror. wanna change my CLOTHES MY HAIR MY FACE, MAN I AIN’T GETTING NOWHERE! i’m just living in a dump like this! there’s something happening Somewhere! baby i just know there is! You sit around getting OLDER. there’s a joke here somewhere and it’s on ME. i’ll shake this world off my shoulders, come on baby, the laugh’s on me! stay on the streets of this town. and they’ll be carving you up alright. they say you gotta stay hungry, hey baby i’m JUST ABOUT STARVING TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!

jb-blunk:

jb-blunk:

if you are lucky you will love someone and their hair will thin and their breasts will sag and you will kiss them everywhere over and over again

I was having a conversation with someone who was lamenting over how to maintain attraction to our partners as their bodies change and age and feeling self conscious herself about that process and I was like. we should be so lucky as to see them through these many years as we are seen ourselves. Hope that helps u understand